we are an underground network of militant revolutionaries. but that's just between you and me.
in "reality" we are a band. the angry little boys are, in order of height:
codi - bass, vocals, banjo, ukelele
rachel - guitar, vocals, xylophones, tamborine, bongo drums
michael - vocals, harmonica, conga drum, tap dancing
emma - drums, vocals, broken bottles
as of MARCH 2, the band has had a gig. that's right... one of those things where you get up on stage, and for an hour, you are GOD. that's right... GOD.
a show with Order's Taken, EOS [epitome of society], Violent Peasant Uprising, and Die Emperor: Die is happening at 8:00 PM on APRIL 5 at the Southmoore House [Wheeler and La Branch] 5 bux, but it's worth it...
and more shows to come, we promise
Reviews of the Show[s]!
explodingdog.com because it's funny
toast who doesn't like toast?
disinformation conspiracies...yeah...
discordia discordian philosophy
(idealistic bastards? probably)
ANGRY LITTLE BOYS: THE DEFINITIVE BIOGRAPHY
IT'S COMING... SOON...
email rachel at pitchforkgandhi@hotmail.com for purchasing details... $1 each.
have no fear. the money will NOT be squandered on our respective drug addictions...
cough cough.
One. One.
Two-legged animals are our enemies. Our enemies.
Two. Two.
Four-legged beings are allies and friends. Allies and friends.
Three. Three.
Animals shall never wear clothes. Never wear clothes.
Four. Four.
Animals shall never sleep in beds. Never sleep in beds.
Five. Five.
Animals shall never drink alcohol. No alcohol.
Six. Six.
Animals shall never kill animals. Never kill animals.
Seven. Seven.
All animals are equal. All animals are equal.
